Please, I’m begging you, MOVE. Get the hell out of that pit. Let them secede.

This latest little outrageous socio-political retardation from the TXGOP is just another reason that those bigots need to GO. Forever. This is not even remotely okay.

From this CNN.com article:

Andrew Pugno, a lawyer for Protect Marriage, the group that came up with Proposition 8, said he believed the issue was over when Californians went to the polls.

“Seven million Californians voted to preserve or restore what marriage has meant since the beginning of time,” he said. “If they’re not permitted to do something as basic as that, then there’s something, really something, wrong with our system.”

The beginning of time? REALLY, you raging hypocritical retarded douchebag? REALLY??? The beginning of time.

Andrew… Darling dear crack-addled Rhesus monkey that you are, did you really think that statement through before you opened up your pie-hole? I know nothing of your religion. I do, however, know that your fucking asshole douchebag employers, this so-called “Protect Marriage” bullshit, is a band of Mormons. Yes, do please tell me how their little petulant assholery, all started because the laws of the United States say that you can only be married to one person at a time, is not part of “from the beginning of time.” Was Joseph Smith, the founder and “prophet” of the Mormon church pulled out of time when he had 44 wives? How about Brigham Young and his 55 wives? Look into the back stories of these paragons of marriage fidelity; I fucking DARE you. Many of their wives were still married to other fucking people when they married them.

Shockingly, but really not so much, the morons have shown themselves to be stupid yet again.

Beginning of time, my hairy white homo ass. Fuck you, you raging douche.

One of the assignments we have to do is a series of 13 worksheets based on a series of Excel spreadsheets. One of the spreadsheets is set up to simulate a paycheck, using variables such as marital status, withholding allowances, state and local tax rates, payroll period, gross pay, and voluntary deductions.

The questions that pissed me off are thus:

8.) Consider a single person, claiming one federal withholding allowance, with a biweekly salary of $8650 who has no deductions other than federal withholding tax, FICA, Medicare, state withholding tax (5%), and local withholding tax (2%). Would this person’s net pay increase more if they receive a 5% raise or if they got married? Don’t forge to increase the number of withholding allowances to 2 if they get married.

9.) For the single person described in Question 8 above, what percent increase in their biweekly salary would they have to earn to have their net pay be higher than it would have been had they married?

Obviously, the answer to 8 is “Get married.” I put in “Married. Of course.” Yeah, a little bitter.

The answer to 9? NINE PERCENT. In order to get the same amount of money that someone would get if they got married, you would have to get a 9% raise. There’s not a single company outside of an oil company or an insurance company that gives more than a 4% raise, and most of them haven’t given raises in two years as it is!

Do you see those numbers? NINE FUCKING PERCENT. Now tell me that fags and dykes shouldn’t be able to get married. Fuck you.

Bitch, shut your fucking mouth. I shouldn’t even know your name. Ever. And after having you regurgitate “Drill, Baby, Drill” for three months on the campaign trail, you should never say one fucking word about this oil spill. Fuck RIGHT off, Caribou Barbie. One face, no matter how plastic that face is, per person, La Palin.

Cunt. And yes, Mom, I’d say that to her face.

Just because I don’t want this to get lost, and because I think a lot of people need to see it and because I think that many people need to be held accountable for the links in it. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

My friend Matt (from whom I got this link) also adds, “Does this anger you? Do you want to point your finger right back? Then dismantle these and cite your own credible sources—and succeed. Otherwise, you can feel however you want but vehemence will make you no less wrong.”

Dear Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona,

You are the worst kind of raging douchebag ever created. No, I take that back. Saying that about you is giving raging douchebags a bad reputation.

Saying that unemployment compensation causes people to stop actively job-hunting just goes to prove what kind of skewed perception of reality you live in. What color is the sky in your world, Senator? Because I can guarantee that you have NEVER had to deal with the kind of economical BULLSHIT that’s happening right now. I know dozens of people who are unemployed or underemployed because of the financial fuck-ups that you and your ass-hatted cronies have helped cause. Perhaps you should try being unemployed for a while and see how fun it is.

You make, at a minimum, $174,000 a year. A HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FOUR THOUSAND. Do you know that most families of four (the “traditional” nuclear family) could live for at least two years on that, and that most families could make it on far less than that a year? And that $174K a year doesn’t include any payoffs and “sponsorships” and kickbacks that you may get from lobbyists.

You have a responsibility to your constituents, you asshole, not to yourself. You were put in office to speak for them, not for yourself. And you are in Congress to see the the best interests of the United States of America. Perhaps you should do something to help all of us: retire. You have secured your place in a footnote of history by being a total douche. Say goodnight, Gracie.

Oh, and fuck off.

Did you know that if you make money in another state (say, California), lose your job, get a severance for loss of said job and then move to Ohio, that Ohio can tax you on money that you didn’t make in that state? Yeah. Leon owes $382.56 because of the way Ohio’s tax laws are structured to steal money to which they have no right. Yeah. Payable by February 15.

Fuck you, Ohio Board of Taxation and Theft. Fuck you right in your stupid-ass fucking goat hole.

“I hope we shall… crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations which dare already to challenge our government in a trial of strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.” – Thomas Jefferson

” I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by … See Moreworking upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.” – Abraham Lincoln

“The first truth is that the liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic state itself. That, in its essence, is fascism—ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power.” – Franklin Delano Roosevelt

How does one form a political party? How does it happen? What hoops does one need to jump through to get one started? This article makes me think it’s time for another one to get started, one that makes it okay for actual equality and and equal rights legislation to be passed.

Dear voters of America,

I’m tired of my friends looking at moving out of this country, and/or doing so, because we’re being treated like second-class citizens. Fix this. Fix it RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.